its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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