So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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