Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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