At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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