actually, I'm a sock model
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i need some magic done to my vagina
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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