so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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