now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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