His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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