im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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