It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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