Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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