If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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