True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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