Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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