Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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