i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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