Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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