the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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