I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
