with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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