I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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