god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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