Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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