Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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