that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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