fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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