i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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