id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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