I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Boobs speak an international language.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
did i just pee glitter
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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