She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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