i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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