I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
