Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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