We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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