Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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