Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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