My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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