On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I have post one night stand depression
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