piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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