u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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