he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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