I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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