69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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