I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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