I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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