Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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