so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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