I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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