i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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