I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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